The Ruta Maya 
                By Skip Johnson 
              Last Fall (2003) a team of Texas 
                Water Safari regulars ask if I would be interested 
                in designing a boat for the Ruta 
                Maya, a 170mile 4 day canoe race in Belize. 
              Naturally, I say yes, and we establish 
                the parameters, primarily speed and I do the design. Since I’ve 
                been to Belize before and have driven down Susie and I give them 
                the info we have about driving and I make preliminary arrangements 
                for sponsorship by New 
                River Enterprises. I always like to follow a new 
                boat design and cheer it on plus the Safari boys could probably 
                use a bank runner/driver so I make plans to go down and follow 
                the 2004 Ruta Maya in March. 
              It is late fall and Colin Grimshaw 
                calls and invites me to go paddle with him in Julie and his safari 
                doubles boat at Lake of the Woodlands. I’m still a little 
                nervous in such a narrow boat remembering Phil Bolger's comment 
                that he had no desire to join the short list of designers that 
                perished in a boat of their own devising, but we have a good paddle 
                and their doubles boat does move quickly with little effort and 
                handles like a dream. As we are putting up the boat, Colin asks 
                about the Ruta Maya boat and I tell him what I know about the 
                plans of the team preparing to build the boat. Then Colin said 
                he would really like to paddle in that race and I had a boat down 
                there didn’t I? Told him yes and he was more than welcome 
                to use it but Miss Lavi was a little too short and wide to be 
                competitive in that race and he and Julie would need to find someone 
                else to paddle with them since the rules required three paddlers. 
                Colin said no problem, they wanted to just run the race for the 
                experience and surely I could go with them. My participating would 
                pretty well guarantee we wouldn’t be competitive, but if 
                they were willing, I was and we tentatively agreed to do the deal 
                pending the schedule working out and spousal approval. 
                
                I borrowed Julie and Colin's single blade paddling trainer 
              Once scheduling was OK’d 
                and I got an OK from Susie, I got some pointers from Julie and 
                Colin on single blade paddling and borrowed their paddling trainer 
                to practice with and toughen up my shoulders and hands. By February 
                it had warmed up enough that they thought it was time to practice 
                in the water and we did, though I‘m a dedicated warm water 
                wuss. Of note during that time was a 36mile run down the San Jacinto 
                River from below Lake Conroe to Kingwood in two aluminum canoes 
                with another friend of theirs. Cold and just below flood stage, 
                the first dozen or so miles was swift and through the trees, putting 
                a premium on trust in your partner, Colin in this case, and paying 
                attention. Besides, there is no easy way to step out of a boat 
                running through the trees in freezing, flood swollen waters and 
                walk home. We make the run without incident though I suspect it 
                has challenged us all in some respect, I know it did me. After 
                we had put in, some kayakers had put in at the same location and 
                turned over in the trees and had to be rescued and then lifelighted 
                out due to hypothermia. It was on the TV news and when I got home 
                Susie was not amused, fortunately I had called to let her know 
                we were OK after we had gotten out of the water. 
              Sometime during this period, the 
                team getting ready to build the new boat were delayed, since the 
                lead builder of the group had his house acquired in a right of 
                way expansion and building a new house took precedence over building 
                a new boat. So now Julie, Colin and I are going alone. 
                
                Susie's Mom, Susie, Nancy and Bill 
              Susie and I left Wednesday, as 
                did Julie and Colin though on different flights. Susies Mom and 
                her best friend Nancy and husband Bill were to fly down on Friday. 
                Wednesday afternoon Julie, Colin and I started working on the 
                boat getting it ready. A fitful night and then more work getting 
                boat ready and then Sergio and Susie took the boat and Team Dragonsong 
                to San Ignacio (the start) Thursday afternoon, about a 2 ½ 
                hour drive. There was supposed to be a pre-race meeting at 5:00 
                PM and as is somewhat typical, there’s problem with some 
                of the equipment and the meeting doesn’t get started until 
                after 7:00. By then we’re tired hungry, haven’t set 
                up camp (don’t know where to) have to stick around so we 
                can get our boat number (#313) and that doesn’t happen until 
                after 9;00 PM. Julie always gets anxious before a race and she’s 
                got a lot to be anxious about on this one, untried team, new country, 
                new, un-scouted river, etc, etc, etc. Top of the list we don’t 
                have any way of re-supplying during the race, especially water. 
                By the time we get out of the chaos of the pre-race meeting she’s 
                pretty well decided we are all going to die. Sergio takes us into 
                town and we eat a really good meal at a restaurant owned and run 
                by one of Voila’s (Sergio’s Mother-in-law) many relatives. 
                A full stomach helps. Then we go down to the river in the dark 
                and stumble around, unload our stuff semi-setup camp and crash. 
                Sergio and Susie head back to Orange Walk but turn around before 
                they get far out of town and bring me my hat and gloves that I 
                left on the dash. 
                
                The start is under a low suspension bridge 
              Friday morning around 4:00 AM a 
                very earnest but rhythmically challenged drummer greets the predawn 
                with his best efforts. We start getting ready, Colin and Julie 
                concentrate on getting everything set up on the boat and I take 
                all my camp gear etc: to the supply truck, which is about a quarter 
                mile away. Bring back more water (in bags of 25 small, 12 oz plastic 
                bags) and bananas. After a couple of trips carrying my stuff I 
                carry most of Julie and Colins gear to the truck. By then it’s 
                time to get in the water and we carry the boat down to the water 
                and paddle up to the start line. The start is under a tall suspension 
                bridge and there is a low bridge about a half mile after the start 
                with very shallow water and Colin is pretty sure were going to 
                have some trouble there since he’s not had a chance to scout 
                the area.  
              Probably a good time to explain 
                the team setup and configuration. Julie takes the bow position 
                and sets the pace assisted by a small gps unit on the bow that 
                tells speed and distance. I sit and the middle and endeavor to 
                put my paddle in the water at the same time Julie does, usually 
                on the opposite side but not always. This is my only job, except 
                not rocking the boat. Colin sits in the stern and guides the boat, 
                calls our paddle changes (huts) and is the general strategist. 
                Julie however is the driving force of the boat, literally and 
                figuratively. Eventually, I take on the responsibility of refilling 
                water jugs with water and nutritional supplement for everyone 
                since the boat handles better with both ends being driven. 
              On the starts, our strategist really 
                likes to be on the front line with the ‘big boys’ 
                and then draft or ride the wake of the faster boats to get as 
                good a start as possible. I’ve always been one of the little 
                solo boats that stayed back out of the chaos and enormous wakes 
                of the starts and all was fine as I weaved through the overturned 
                boats, which would all pass me again later. But here we are on 
                the front line and off we go. We make it ok to just past the low 
                bridge and then turn over in the shallows. Hop back in quickly 
                and on we go, I’m bailing like mad for a bit and then its 
                back to paddle. 
              The first day is about 45 miles 
                and the river is a little bit easier than I thought, but not by 
                much. A lot of shallow riffle areas and a few places where the 
                river splits and the best guess is to go the way the boat(s) in 
                front of you go, but some times there’s no one to follow. 
                About a third the way through the day we hit a submerged log in 
                a sweeper and go swimming. Its actually a pause that refreshes 
                except for my getting my T-shirt caught on the log for a moment 
                and I scrape the spf 30 off my knees and shins getting off the 
                log. I borrow Colins spray sunblock as soon as we get back in 
                the boat, but it doesn’t work as well for me as the lotion. 
                
                We now have a private campsite in the jungle 
              Banana Bank is listed in the literature 
                as a Resort Lodge. All I saw was a tape stretched across the river, 
                some canoes and a small tent river left. A small one vehicle trail 
                led up to clearing that was taken up with portapotties, the supply 
                truck with our gear a couple of pavilion tents, Batsubs Bivouac, 
                (British military) and 20-30 vehicles. Tents are scattered around 
                helter skelter and doesn’t look like there’s much 
                room for a couple more. I’m wandering around in a daze, 
                but do find the all-important source for toilet paper; each team 
                gets a few rolls from the truck. Julie spies a couple of tents 
                cut back into the jungle where the road takes off from the clearing 
                and asks if there’s enough room for another tent. One of 
                the guys there asks how many tents? She says two and he gets up 
                with a machete and clears a spot back in the jungle for two tents. 
                So we now have a private campsite in the jungle. After setting 
                up camp, we get lunch from the pavilion. Fried chicken, french 
                fries and lots of very good Big H orange juice. (La Ruta Maya 
                is sponsored by Big H orange juice). I try to find a way to call 
                Sergio and ask for help but what cell phones there are don’t 
                work in this area. We straighten up the boat and replenish our 
                water supply and I buy my teammates a massage from the massage 
                team that has set up in the clearing. A short massage for me and 
                that’s it, I’m broke, didn’t think we would 
                need any cash money on the river, one of several areas where my 
                thinking was truly lacking.  
              Rice and beans is the national 
                dish of Belize and the Rice and beans they served for supper (with 
                coleslaw) was the best I’ve ever eaten, along with more 
                very good Big H orange juice. Crash again, somehow it is very 
                easy to get to sleep. 
              Saturday, no drums this morning, 
                but plenty enough noise to wake us up. Break camp gear up the 
                boat and carry down to water. Once again we are on the front line 
                under the tape when the start signal given. What chaos. A combination 
                of luck and great skill on Colin and Julies part gives us a superb 
                start and we run clean and fast through the start and first few 
                miles as the canoes spread out down the river. The river starts 
                to smooth out with fewer tight spots, which is good, since it 
                is 60 miles more or less to Bermudian Landing. A little over half 
                way through the day is Big Falls, the only technically challenging 
                spot of the race. Each year a fair number of teams end up swimming 
                at bottom of the Big Falls chute including a very good Canadian 
                team last year. The consensus is the best way to run the chute 
                is to stay far right in the left channel. Of course I’m 
                hot tired and confused even after the quick dip we had agreed 
                to take. Even though its not my problem I worry whether its left 
                in the right or right in the left. Mostly I try to concentrate 
                on the paddle in front of me. Fortunately there is a committee 
                boat just before Big Falls to reiterate the best way to run the 
                chute.  
              We get to Big Falls and there is 
                an enormous boulder in the middle of the river and the river splits 
                and goes both ways. Stay right in the left channel, right next 
                to the big rock. Forget all you ever learned about staying in 
                the center of the V, stay right! We keep paddling steady and quick 
                to Julies stroke and Colin guides us straight and true to the 
                edge of the rock, I could have touched it and not rocked the boat. 
                We are over the crest and leaned back as far as possible, paddles 
                out horizontally to brace if necessary. What a rush. Julie tells 
                us at the end of the day our max speed that day was almost 11 
                mph, guess where. We run the chute cleanly staying far right which 
                is good because the river turns hard right at the base and anyone 
                towards the center of the chute is going to get rolled in the 
                maelstrom along bank left. 
              We make it! Past the bend and we 
                are upright and hardly a drop of water. I scream my silly head 
                off in exhilaration and I think Colin might have hollered a bit 
                too. Julie told us to shut up and paddle we weren’t out 
                of the woods yet, which was true. After the bend at the base of 
                the chute the river is swift and roily for a half-mile or more. 
                We have to pay attention concentrate and paddle. Out of the corner 
                of my eye I see several boats along the bank right getting straightened 
                up or swimming to the bank. Mainly I see Julie’s paddle. 
              To digress for a minute, Miss Lavi 
                the boat is hardly ideal for this race. A foot too short and designed 
                for a strictly flat water environment she has a least three maybe 
                four inches too little freeboard to be running rapids like Big 
                Falls. Apparently a lot of luck and some skill on your partners 
                part can compensate for less than ideal design. It is easy to 
                cherish a boat that carries you through situations you shouldn’t 
                have put the boat in the first place. 
              The rest of the day is pretty straight 
                forward, paddle and paddle some more. A couple of times we come 
                up on a boat in distance in front of us and Julie shows her true 
                nature and we up the intensity to pass the boat in front of us 
                during the next thirty to forty five minutes. After the first 
                of these I silently pray, “please dear God don’t let 
                there be another boat in front of us that she can see”. 
                I usually know better that to ask for specifics and go back to 
                asking for the strength to put my paddle in the water at the right 
                time and pull. We pass another boat and that is enough we have 
                reached Bermudian Landing.  
              Sixty miles more or less with a 
                good start, a clean run through Big Falls and we didn’t 
                turn over once. It was a good days run and we came in 27th that 
                day, the best we would do in a day. 
                
                Miss Lavi (my boat's namesake) and Sergio 
              Bermudian Landing is a small village 
                in the river valley. This means among other things that it is 
                a long way up from the water to level ground. After soaking in 
                the cool water for a bit we leave the boat down by the river with 
                Colin while Julie and I climb the hill to find what awaits us. 
                Chaos and noise. With more room to spread out than Banana Bank, 
                things are spread out more. The Supply truck is several blocks 
                away and the portapottis and camping area is about midway between 
                putin area and supply truck mess pavilion. Added to the mix is 
                a couple of bands and a karioke bar. Julie rustles up some food 
                and I try to find Sergio, who I thought would be there. Look, 
                look some more, no Sergio. Once again cell phones won’t 
                work but there is a pay phone by the karioke bar. Pay phone doesn’t 
                work.  
              We shuffle around and get partially 
                setup before campsites are completely gone. We get most of the 
                stuff carried up from the boat and I take another shot at getting 
                hold of Sergio. I ask around and someone thinks there is another 
                pay phone at the Post Office which is just a few more blocks up 
                the road. On the way up the hill to the Post Office there is a 
                small Police station and the door is open. I walk in and there 
                are two policemen, one is talking on the telephone. I ask if I 
                can use the phone to call a friend in Orange Walk Town and they 
                say surely, help yourself. Call the Loskots residence, talk to 
                Susie for a minute to see if her Mom and others arrived OK, told 
                her we were alive but exhausted. Then talked to Joe and found 
                out Sergio had been taking care of some problems at the factory, 
                but he would be on the way to help us in just a short while. I 
                asked him to send along some zinc oxide ointment since the scrapes 
                on my legs were pretty raw and I wanted to keep them completely 
                out of the sun If I could. 
              Sergio arrived a couple of hours 
                later just before dusk and brought some zinc oxide powder, since 
                there was no ointment available. We took a look at the boat and 
                decided to try to fix Julie’s seat in the morning before 
                the race started, so Sergio would bring some assorted screws, 
                nails and hammer so we could refasten the back of her seat riser 
                where the screws had come loose while trying to adjust the seat. 
                Also decided to go back to Orange Walk and spend the night after 
                we get to Burrel Boom tomorrow, Sunday, since it is only about 
                a 45 minute drive and we could have showers, real beds, meals 
                etc, etc. Borrowed some money from Sergio for another massage, 
                but the massage ladies had already closed up shop for the night. 
                Last night to sleep in the tent, still easy to fall asleep. 
              Sunday morning, get up break camp, 
                pack up stuff so Sergio can pick it up, we don’t have to 
                carry stuff to supply truck. Eggs and biscuits for breakfast with 
                some more very good Big H orange juice and very bad lukewarm instant 
                coffee, last time. Sergio gets there with Bill Merritt tagging 
                along for moral support and we gear up for another albeit shorter 
                thirty five mile more or less day. 
                
                I fixed Julie's seat with a nail and hammer 
              I throw away my old water-ski gloves 
                which have pretty well disintegrated and pull out the new short 
                fingered cloves I got as a replacement, but hadn’t used 
                yet except to wear a bit each day to break in. Speaking of breaking, 
                I fixed Julie’s seat with nail and hammer and managed to 
                beat the living **** out of my left thumb with the hammer. Fortunately 
                thumbs are not absolutely necessary to paddle, all the blisters 
                I’d gotten up to that point had been on the fingers, pretty 
                well evenly distributed. 
                
                Once again we start on the front line 
              Once again we start on the front 
                line, probably not quite as good a start as the previous day and 
                part of the problem might be fatigue on my part, my mind says 
                pull but there’s not quite as much there. I do have an old 
                dirty T-shirt draped across my legs and miss part of a stroke 
                on occasion to keep it over my knees. 
                
                I do have an old dirty T-shirt draped across my legs  
               Today’s run is thirty five 
                miles more or less and I concentrate putting my paddle in the 
                water at the right time and almost make it the whole way without 
                being reminded to concentrate. I don’t remember or know 
                much about this section of the river, moderately wide, a few more 
                sections of fairly fast water than I had expected, but no problems. 
                Paddle and then paddle some more. I am glad to see the tape stretched 
                across the river at Burrell Boom. 
                
                it seems that a significant portion of Belize’s population 
                is here  
              The take out at Burrell Boom is 
                at a small boat ramp and there is a lot of mud at the end of the 
                ramp when I go out to cool off and I almost lose my Teva’s, 
                but finally mange to float out a bit and cool off. We are back 
                close to the Northern Highway now and it seems that a significant 
                portion of Belize’s population is here. It’s a festival 
                with Carnival overtones, not much to do with canoes, just party. 
                I really don’t care, I’m going to have a shower and 
                sleep in a bed tonight. More importantly, I’m not trying 
                to find gear, campsite and setup tent.  
                
                We find a spot for the boat under some trees and just relax  
              We find a spot for the boat under 
                some trees and just relax, with some more very good Big H orange 
                juice (Although I pass on the hot dogs, I’ll eat what Voila 
                and Susie fix this evening). Sergio arrives and we load the stuff 
                from the boat to the vehicle and stash the boat out of the way. 
                One of the lead boats had been set upside down across the road 
                at the campsite area and apparently some fairly substantial lady 
                thought it would be a good place to sit and rest for a minute 
                and almost split the boat in two. Fortunately the miracle of modern 
                chemistry was available from one of the other teams and the boat 
                was repaired in time for Monday’s start. 
              To Orange Walk. Get to hug and 
                talk to Susie’s Mom and sit down on the Veranda and relax. 
                Julie and Colin immediately start doing laundry and cleaning gear. 
                From their clean laundry they offer me the use of some white tights 
                to keep the sun off my battered red legs. Supper was good and 
                I think everybody was surprised at how well we were doing and 
                that we were still in the race. Had there been any bets laid down, 
                money would have changed hands for sure. 
              Up fairly early and I have fresh 
                cut Papaya for breakfast, I love Papaya. We gather up our gear 
                and Sergio takes us to Burrell Boom in the little pickup truck, 
                I get to ride in the back. The balance of the spectator crowd 
                will follow later to see the (last) start. We load Miss Lavi and 
                get out on the water and wait upstream along the bank for start 
                time.  
                
                Last start, it is twenty-five miles more or less to the finish 
                in Belize City  
              Last start, it is twenty-five miles 
                more or less to the finish in Belize City, a mere sprint, and 
                rested with a fresh Papaya breakfast, I'm determined to put all 
                I've got into this last day. Of course two hundred forty plus 
                other paddlers are equally determined and only two of them are 
                in the boat with me. We start. We run clean and true and everybody 
                is pulling hard.  
                
                we string out with the other boats down the river  
              I put all that I can into paddling 
                and we string out with the other boats down the river. Today the 
                river is what I expected, fairly wide and deep flatwater, the 
                water becomes an azure blue that’s so pretty it almost hurts. 
                We concentrate and paddle, the river runs parallel to the Northern 
                Highway and there are a lot of spectators, It is a national Holiday, 
                Baron Von Bliss day. Wide open flat-water it seems like everything 
                happens in slow motion. Just before the Northern Highway turns 
                and crosses a bridge before the river runs out into the sea, there 
                is a channel right to Belize City. 
              Into the channel and a different 
                world. It is a mangrove swamp and it has an almost mystical cathedral 
                presence at first. But, the mangrove swamp quickly becomes just 
                a mangrove swamp. Muddy shallow water, the boat does not do well 
                in these circumstances. The pressure of our passing reflects back 
                up from the bottom to the relatively wide flat hull and drags 
                us down. We hunker down and paddle but the boats in front of us 
                slowly pull away. It is particularly hard on Colin since the boat 
                is now different and harder to control. Slog on. 
              We are passed for the first time 
                late in a day. The only dugout in the race, Koop Sheet Metal, 
                passes us part way through the swamp. The dugout’s narrow 
                beam is hampered less by the shallows. Carved from a single tree, 
                the dugout is very narrow and deep, the three local paddlers, 
                small in stature, sit right on the bottom. In years past, there 
                have been several dugouts in the race but today there is only 
                this one, it takes an extraordinary amount of skill and endurance 
                to take such a boat so far.  
                
                We paddle hard and finish! 22 Hours, 56 minutes and 26 seconds 
               
              Finally out into open water of 
                the canal. We are at the edge of the city and almost done. Colin 
                asks me where the finish line is and I tell him I don’t 
                know, but try to remember landmarks and loose concentration. Julie 
                reminds me one last time to shut up and paddle. I shut up and 
                paddle. Presently the finish comes into view, a bridge and the 
                rest of Belize is on the bridge. We paddle hard and finish! 22 
                Hours, 56 minutes and 26 seconds, some eighty thousand plus paddle 
                strokes, more or less. 
                
                we are done except for loading up  
              I had told Julie and Colin that 
                it wouldn’t be prudent to take a dip in the water at Belize 
                City because of possible pollution, though the water did look 
                nice, that same beautiful blue. I cool off a bit pouring a half-gallon 
                or so of water over my head, washing some of the salt out of my 
                eyes and we are done except for loading up. We leave the boat 
                at the Loskots furniture store just a few blocks from the finish 
                and decide to head back to Orange Walk and bypass the awards ceremony. 
                We don’t know exactly where or when it is and Colin and 
                Julie have to get ready to go back to Houston the next day. I 
                however have time to reflect and revel in what we’ve done. 
              For an old solo paddler that rarely 
                goes more than 15 miles at a pop, this has been a magnificent, 
                once in a lifetime adventure. Truly once in a lifetime. When I 
                told my partners the third day that I was enjoying myself immensely 
                but that I would never do it again, they were amused, but the 
                words had a ring of truth. I believe on further reflection, it 
                has to do with my mindset more than anything else. There is a 
                certain spiritual element to paddling that has kept me going down 
                to the water for years. That spiritual element is present in the 
                Ruta Maya also, but it has a militant rather than meditative overtone. 
                I was a ready and willing participant but don’t have the 
                competitive fire in my belly to repeat the event again, even though 
                I got an enormous rush from having completed the challenge, both 
                physically and mentally.  
              Overall things went very well, 
                due in large part to the preparation of my partners. Also the 
                event was well run even with all the chaos, it takes a big group 
                of dedicated volunteers to make such an event possible. 
              Even though I’m not 
                going to do it again, it’s good to look back and see what 
                I’d do different. First and foremost, I’d make provision 
                beforehand to have a support team and camp less. It would have 
                been really nice to have some pictures of our run at Big Falls. 
                I would have considerably less arrogance about the sun and would 
                wear more clothes, sunblock and lipbalm. I would have carried 
                more money and a better light. Technically, you can’t change 
                the basic boat but Miss Lavi should have had a bailer and the 
                front bulkhead should have been slanted forward. Somehow I would 
                find better ways to express my appreciation to all the people 
                who made the adventure possible, particularly my paddling partners, 
                my wife and our host/sponsors, the Loskots and the Barrazas.  
               
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