Conestoga Cover” - “To Be 
                  or Not To Be
                Three years ago, when I first wrote on this subject, I was 
                  ‘bitching’ about it being, “ 30 Degrees; rain 
                  & sleet; grey and overcast”. Well, now it’s 
                  Saturday afternoon, the third {or fourth ?} snow fall of the 
                  ‘season’ just ended and another is on it’s 
                  way for tomorrow night. It’s the only the end of January 
                  . . . not even ‘Groundhog Day’!! AND, it’s 
                  15 degrees, 12mph wind, and predicted to go down to ‘single 
                  digits’ tonight.
                “No great problem with my sailboat wrapped up in my back 
                  driveway...” is what I said last time. This year Quahog 
                  isn’t there. She is snuggled down, with a lot of ‘companions’, 
                  in the dry storage area at the ‘Red Dragon’.
                
                 She now ‘wears’ a Green tarp {as does her smaller 
                  ‘sister’ - which IS in our yard . . . along with 
                  another ‘friend’ so she won’t be lonely}.
                
                Because of the trip to Alaskan Malamute National Speciality 
                  {so Zoe could go back to winning in the Veterans}
                
                and my subsequent unexpected sojourn in the CCU, I wasn’t 
                  able to set-up the usual support ‘hoops’. However, 
                  much thanks to Don, Tom, and the others for wrapping her up 
                  for me. In fact, they did such a ‘snug’ job that 
                  when Joanne & I went over to retrieve a few items {and maybe 
                  slip the hoops ‘under’}we couldn’t bring ourselves 
                  to ‘unwrap’ her.
                
                The 20 degree differential I spoke of, under the silver-grey 
                  plastic tarp; is probably even greater under the Green one; 
                  a darker color absorbing heat, etc. While the fore & aft 
                  ends are closed, the open bottom should provide enough air flow 
                  to ventilate {to prevent mildew} and the mast ‘ridge pole’ 
                  {ends WELL PADDED} with the snug tarp should give the ‘self 
                  shedding’ action for snow. 
                For the ‘new guy’ {as the 5th of January our ‘probation 
                  period’ was over . . . and Joanne was appointed, Fleet 
                  Surgeon, with her own pennant . . . now I’ll have to salute 
                  her! } I think we ‘performed’ pretty well. While 
                  the actual ‘wrapping’ was done by others, Joanne 
                  and I did the padding ‘prep work’, supplied a proper 
                  sized & cared-for tarp, and a jack-stand for 
                  the rear of the trailer. The reason for the emphasis 
                  is the ADMONITION by the Commodore, at the last meeting , that 
                  the Members should check their boats after storms . . . some 
                  already had their ‘noses in the air’ due to cockpits 
                  filled with water, covers ‘caved in’
                
                leaking, etc. Some of these people have owned boats for 50 
                  years . . . gotten a little forgetful ? Or just figure a ‘plastic 
                  tarp’ should last ‘like they used to’? 
                Either way, it prompted me that perhaps it would be a good 
                  time to remind everybody . . . there are ALWAYS procrastinators. 
                  At least to - MAKE SURE the boat is SECURED to the trailer 
                  {or yard stands} and that the TRAILER IS SECURE on JACK STANDS 
                  or HEAVY DUTY SUPPORTS.
                Your typical micro- or mini-cruiser has a bow pulpit. {If not, 
                  this is a wise investment to think about installing.}. The “trailerables” 
                  have some sort of mast crutch that fits the rudder gudgeons. 
                  If you don’t have one there are the handyman’s staples 
                  of 2x4's or PVC pipe readily available. Pad the top of the bow 
                  pulpit; I use a split section of HEAVY RUBBER GARDEN HOSE.
                Suspend the mast across the protected pulpit forward and the 
                  mast crutch aft; adjust the mast position so that only 2 or 
                  3 feet projects behind the transom. Disconnect any shrouds if 
                  necessary. If your trailer tongue sticks out beyond your bow 
                  by 4 to 5 feet it can be protected by the cover and a is a securing 
                  point as well. Make a support for the middle of the 
                  mast; mine is a simple piece of 2 x 4 held in the tabernacle. 
                  This will prevent “bowing”. I secure the mast ends 
                  with inexpensive rubber straps. Cheaper than ‘Bungee Cord’ 
                  for winter use.
                Everybody either has worked with “plastic pipe” 
                  or has seen the stuff in the local ”hardware emporium”. 
                  It’s usually indicated as “Schedule 40" or 
                  60 or 80, etc. depending on it’s intended 
                  use. This, because of CODE, is printed along the length of pipe 
                  itself. “Plastic” pipe by it’s very nature 
                  is a thermoplastic material. That 
                  is, it softens with heat, and printed on the pipe is the key 
                  ... “ not for use above 140F”. A little applied 
                  logic about safety margins, wall thickness, volumes, and curves, 
                  and I had it.
                At sea level water boils at 212F, PERIOD. No matter how long 
                  it boils it won’t get above that temperature. There was 
                  my constant. The pipe was HEAVY gauge PVC water pipe, NOT the 
                  translucent plastic or grey drain pipe. I wanted; several “hoops” 
                  from the bow pulpit to the aft mast gallows, looped over the 
                   supported mast. With padded blocks 
                  of wood for feet, resting against cleats or toerail, they would 
                  act as “flying buttresses” and take the strain of 
                  the cover, NOT the mast.
                
                To get the proper “curve” I measured gunnel-to-gunnel 
                  at the points of intended support. I then calculated the VOLUME 
                  per INCH (inside diameter) of the pipe. I used ½ inch 
                  for pulpit and gallows, 1 inch for the rest. A 2"x4"x 
                  8 feet long ( my West Wight Potter, “QUAHOG” has 
                  a 7ft max beam), a ladder and some shock cord was my “forming 
                  jig”. Depending if you have help or not, you may need 
                  to have some pegs and a drill. 
                  
                  Secure one end of the pipe to the 2x near one end. (Drill a 
                  DEEP hole, use a THICK peg, secure the pipe AGAINST the peg 
                  with shock cord) Wrap it well with the shock cord. This will 
                  be the “base point” for all bends. Measuring from 
                  there mark where the other end, (beam-to-beam), will be. Now 
                  you’re going to need some muscle and CARE. BEND the free 
                  end up to which ever mark is desired, and SECURE it with the 
                  shock cord. THERE IS A LOT OF STRESS HERE, SO BE CAREFUL. Place 
                  the 2x over the ladder, or some other place which will allow 
                  access to the OPEN ENDS of the pipe and the curve to hang down. 
                  Measure the CURVED AREA; tangent around to tangent, as if it 
                  were half a circle. MULTIPLY that times the VOLUME per INCH 
                  for how much BOILING water to use. DON’T 
                  FILL the pipe, it will form a CIRCLE, 
                  you may lose your attachment points and be scalded. 
                  For a SMOOTH curve, use a funnel and pour HALF 
                  the calculated quantity of water into EACH END 
                  of the pipe. [If you do this when it’s cold the curve 
                  develops almost magically; it’s fun to watch it equilibrate 
                  itself ] After the curve has “settled” spray it 
                  with cold water, then lay the whole thing down and flush it 
                  with cold water. 
                It really takes longer to describe than to do. Really no waste; 
                  10 ft sections of pipe are standard, can be joined for longer 
                  lengths, and just about last forever. The “jig” 
                  is any 2x4 and can then be used for whatever else you want, 
                  and everybody has lengths of “bungee cord”.
                Pad the top “side” of the mast. Old sheets, blankets, 
                  towels, or sails . . . anything that will prevent chafe or puncture. 
                  Pad the ends too . . . I padded and used plastic buckets. 
                   {this year a 6 inch PVC , 90 degree ‘elbow’}
                Now comes the reason for all the padding.
                A 19ft x 25ft “Ultra Heavy Duty, PLASTIC COATED, guaranteed 
                  for 3 years” silver-gray tarp only cost $45.00 
                  [the Green one is actually LESS]- - - BUT you CAN PUNCTURE IT. 
                  Get a hank of polyester tie-down line, use the grommet points 
                  and GENTLY PULL the tarp over the “ridgepole” created 
                  by the mast. Wrap the tarp around the boat {and trailer tongue, 
                  if desired} and tie it down snugly but not “bowstring 
                  tight”.
                
                 The fact that you are above the ground, and the ends of a 
                  rectangle are wrapped around, allows air circulation. Now, even 
                  if you don’t go aboard until spring, you won’t have 
                  mildew growing over everything. With a transom mounted boarding 
                  ladder, or a short step ladder and a little advance thinking 
                  on your wrapping technique, it’s an easy matter to get 
                  in and out of the cockpit.. The amount of headroom you have 
                  depends on your mast crutch arrangements.
                Please note, by comparing the photos, that while the hoops 
                  are not necessarily essential, they do make a nice ‘recloseable 
                  package’. If you want - or NEED - to do work over the 
                  winter, it certainly is handier.
                
                  To paraphrase Jimmy . . . “Boat drinks, give me Boat Drinks 
                  . . . I gotta go where it’s WARM !!”