Each year the Coast Guard and their Auxiliary spend countless 
                  hours and dollars chasing ghosts. No, we’re not competing 
                  with the “Ghost Busters”, we’re risking your 
                  life and ours chasing false distress messages.
                Coast Guard Air Station San Francisco estimates that 36% of 
                  all responses were attributable to false alarms. False alarms 
                  aren’t limited to San Francisco. In June of 2001, Coast 
                  Guard Station Juneau (Alaska) was unable to immediately respond 
                  to legitimate calls for assistance due to a series of false 
                  distress messages received in a twenty-four hour period. In 
                  January of 2000, a HH-60 helicopter was diverted from its normal 
                  patrol for three hours – chasing phantoms. 
                According to the Ninth Coast Guard District, “In 1998 
                  there were 81 hoax calls in the Great Lakes region which cost 
                  the American taxpayer $1,275,500. Millions of dollars are spent, 
                  not only by the Coast Guard but also by local harbor and marine 
                  patrols. It costs approximately $400 per hour to operate a standard 
                  rescue boat, while a helicopter or cutter may cost from $1,500 
                  to $3,000 per hour.” 
                The Coast Guard reported that in New Years 2002 several Coast 
                  Guard aircraft, a Coast Guard cutter, and more than 40 personnel 
                  teamed with Alaska State Troopers and two police agencies spending 
                  over 13 hours searching for the source of a hoax call in the 
                  Kachemak Bay area of the Kenai Peninsula. No one was ever located 
                  and the source of the call was never determined
                Engaging in the transmittal of a false distress message is 
                  not a game. In fact, the Coast Guard is deadly serious about 
                  finding those individuals, whether adult or child, who seems 
                  to think that calling a “mayday” into a VHF microphone, 
                  is fun! As Mr. Baldwin found out, their can be dire legal consequences 
                  to these actions. 
                And just because you’re a minor (under the age of 18 
                  years) doesn’t get you or your parents off the hook! False 
                  distress calls are felonies, punishable by a maximum penalty 
                  of six years in prison, a $250,000 fine, and restitution to 
                  the Coast Guard. This means that you, the parent can be brought 
                  into the criminal and civil aspects of your children’s 
                  escapades. In November 2002, two Holland, MI youths were convicted 
                  of making false distress calls. These “pranks” cost 
                  the US Government (that’s you and me) an estimated $20,000. 
                  For their prank, the youths were sentenced to 20 hours of community 
                  service.
                Not all false distress messages are intentional. In January 
                  2003, a rash of false maydays was heard around the Alameda area. 
                  “We’ve recently received several separate mayday 
                  calls that were transmitted in a methodical manner and without 
                  a sense of urgency, which indicated that some mariners are assuming 
                  this is an acceptable way to test radio signals. Nothing could 
                  be further from the truth," said Cmdr. David Swatland, 
                  the Eleventh Coast Guard District’s chief of search and 
                  rescue. "Not only is it against the law to transmit a false 
                  mayday, but these false distress calls can place the lives of 
                  other mariners in peril because they detract from our ability 
                  to respond to actual emergencies."
                For what ever reason, false distress calls cost time, money 
                  and put many lives in peril. To learn more about how to use 
                  your radio, and how to mitigate potential problems while boating, 
                  why not take a boating course? Contact your local Coast Guard 
                  Unit (www.uscg.mil) 
                  or Coast Guard Auxiliary Flotilla (www.cgaux.org).