My Simple Hovercraft
                  by Shorty Routh
                So I picked a junk lawnmower up at the dump, it 
                  looks like it has a good engine, but a bad oil leak. Since it 
                  has a vertical shaft, it won't work with my chomper, so I was 
                  dreaming about other projects I could use it for. Always thought 
                  hovercraft were neat, and I remember seeing an episode of Junk 
                  Yard Wars where they built a couple of hovercraft. Started kicking 
                  around the idea and sketched a few things up, and called my 
                  friend Tim to pick his brain. He told me of an old time refrigerator 
                  mover he saw on TV, it had a skirt to go around the frig, and 
                  you would hookup your vaccuum cleaner to it. Later that day, 
                  I was cleaning up the yard with my leaf blower, and PING!, the 
                  light went on in my head. 
                
                This is the captain speaking, 
                  fasten your seatbelts and prepare for take off.....
                
                Somehow she naturally developed 
                  the parade wave. 
                
                Amazing how far you can get 
                  when you string together every power cord you own. 
                
                Building up some speed here
                
                With a little nugde, she is 
                  flying on her own. 
                
                Other one wants a turn now.
                
                Going to have to put a handle 
                  of some type so I can stand up when I push it. 
                
                Piece of plywood, leaf blower, 
                  duct tape, zip ties, and polytarp - the essential ingredients 
                  of many projects. 
                