Sailors for time   left, the barges of the Thames and Netherlands, rolling with Rolex   and a great Charters schooners  
                pretend shootout! 
                 
              
              
                
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                  Model 
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              Some of us long retired model sailors may have, you 
                could say, `done our dash’ and we enjoy our 
                leisurely sailing (windling) as a quality-time period 
                where we are able to rekindle in a small way some 
                of the days of our faded youth. Armed with a model 
                sailboat built, bought or made for us by fellow sailor 
                friends who may have taken pity on our inaptitude 
                to even glue things straight, we are able to still 
                be sailors, or (become sailors) by virtue of a simple 
                windle even with the roughest of models on a quiet 
                pond, lake or stream for one of two days each week. 
                The best thing (I think anyway) is that we can relax 
                while letting our boyhood imagination that lurks inside 
                of us to absolutely run riot! We are `sailors’ 
                for whatever time we may have left.. 
              
                
                  
                      
                    Hans Staal's camera magic - a beautiful image that portrays excitement and action. 
                     
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              “Now 
                truthfully dear, how much 
                did the model cost?”
              Martin Davis (married with two kids and building 
                lots of power boat models) says (that) takes quite 
                a bit of money, so what modelers need to know is that`the 
                price of a model boat’ is: 
              
                -  1 The price you actually paid 
 
                - 2 The price you tell your wife you paid 
 
                - 3 The price she gets you to admit you paid and 
 
                - 4 The price you pay when she finds out what you 
                  really paid!
 
               
              
                 (Borrowed’ from Martin’s excellent 
                  website, Model 
                    Boat Mayhem, which is well worth a 
                  visit) 
               
              
              
              
              To many English ship modelers, the Thames Sailing 
                Barge (photos above) represents a vessel of great 
                interest and it is therefore no wonder that so many 
                are modeled and raced under the very well organized 
                race programme series run each year. The Thames barges 
                have been sailing, I think I read, since the end of 
                the 19th century, many still in use today for both 
                racing and pleasure. The barge was a type of commercial 
                sailing boat common on the River Thames in London. 
                Flat- bottomed and perfectly suitable to the often 
                shallow waters and narrow rivers of the Thames estuary. 
              Wooden hulled mainly with plumb ends, they also traded 
                further afield to the English south coast, and to 
                the north of England transporting mud, sand, bricks 
                coal grain and rubbish and needed only a crew of two. 
                They were usually between eighty and ninety feet long 
                with large hung rudders. The sailing models make for 
                a grand sight, particularly a `fair few’ fleet 
                of them sailing together and they are equally impressive 
                as the fullsize barges which are still sailed in barge 
                matches today. 
              Over in the Netherlands their Skutsje sailing barges 
                are somewhat different in design (photos below), and 
                according to friend and model shipwright/photographer, 
                Hans Staal there is a renewed interest in them as 
                RC sailing models. The ships were used for carrying 
                cargo such as manure and peat-soil to the farms along 
                the inland waterways of the Netherlands. Long and 
                with a flat bottom sp that they could sail on these 
                waterways most of them were built between 1800 and 
                1930, first in wood and in later years out of steel, 
                Each year they hold a big racing schedule over two 
                weeks for skutsjes in Friesland in the north of the 
                Netherlands 
              Hans who has provided me with these facts says that 
                in The Hague Model Boat Club they wanted to build, 
                sail and race model skutsjes and he built a prototype 
                and with a great deal of help from members a mould 
                was made and ten hulls produced. The prototype was 
                built of foam, the hulls from polyester and club member, 
                Wim Moonen was the first to complete a model. The 
                hull length is 1.40m and with an extra keel the models 
                sail well. To date five of the boats have been completed. 
              
                
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              Indrek Lepson lives in Louisburg, North Carolina 
                in the USA and is a man who has built more models 
                than he can remember over a lengthy period of years. 
                Although from what I am led to believe these are mostly 
                display models, and many are very small (in many cases 
                a matter of a few inches in length) they are indeed 
                true works of art that are extensive in detail, and 
                I choose to show you a couple here above. Top left 
                is a model of Bacardi, a sloop designed by 
                Quincy Adams for the du Ponts. Shortly after they 
                got Indrek’s model, the boat shed along with 
                the boat were destroyed by fire and they had only 
                the model as a three dimensional reminder of her, 
                and the second one at right, a lovely schooner. 
              
                
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              An anti-clobber protective measure this might be 
                described as but in reality it was all a bit of fun 
                offered by Auckland Ancient Mariner, Richard 
                Gross as a visual message to a fellow skipper with 
                a penchant for `inadvertant sideswiping’. His 
                Starlet was seen fitted with inflated balloons (`Nautical 
                Rumpy-Bumpy Boat Condoms’ I am told is what 
                they are called !) taped alongside its hulls. A quick 
                squeeze soon sorted one side out, the other side surviving 
                in order to be photographed It is a strange world 
                indeed is it not? 
              Whatever happened to the model schooner races that 
                used to be held at Cape Porpoise, Maine in 
                the USA I am prompted to ask? Mr Ed Hutchins who gave 
                me some details many years ago took the photograph 
                (above right) at this unique event where the non-RC 
                boats were followed and their courses altered by skippers 
                in rowboats. The event was started way back in the 
                1930’s by Ed’s father or grandfather, 
                both lobstermen, I seem to remember being told. Is 
                the event still held, perhaps someone can enlighten 
                me? 
             
              
                
                  
                    The Great Schooner Shootout! 
                      
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              It happened in July 2004 at a Maritime Festival held 
                on the Charleston, South Carolina waterfront in the 
                US when friend, Andrew Charters had two of his schooners 
                on display and where the spectators were treated to 
                an impromptu sailing by the William Fife designed Cicely (at left of the picture) and Andrew’s 
                other boat, Columbia. It wasn’t a race 
                really (Andrew says): “I was sailing Cicely and Elliot Dodds was sailing Columbia and 
                we just let them go as they went bow to bow beside 
                each other. Larry Cummins caught them on camera for 
                this wonderful photograph”. 
              
                
                   
                          Rolex/Kurt Arrigo Photograph | 
                    
                          Rolex/Carlo Borlenghi Photograph 
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              When Rolex-sponsored yachting events take place in 
                various parts of the world (and they include the Rolex 
                Fastnet Race and the Rolex Sydney to Hobart), writers 
                can usually be guaranteed excellent, often really 
                stunning photographs free for editorial use. The photographers 
                they contract are among the most talented specialists 
                in marine photography, photographers like Carlo Borlenghi, 
                Daniel Forster, and now Kurt Arrigo who photographed 
                the Farr 40 Flash Gordon (above) in the Rolex 
                Settimana delle Bocche races held at Porto Servo in 
                Sardinia, Italy in June last year. I have shown Rolex/Carlo 
                Borlenghi photos in this column before, and in the 
                second photograph (top right) here is another one 
                that Borlenghi took of ABN AMRO ONE off Sydney 
                in 2006. Feel the spray, hear the power of whooshing 
                water as the boat cuts through!. (Let me set the record 
                straight: No I don’t wear a Rolex Yacht Master 
                II, just in case you are wondering, nor do I expect 
                one in the mail! I just think such great photographs 
                are inspirational and are worth sharing) 
              
                
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              `Luffter’ is an important activity on the Auckland 
                windling scene! Above left (or is that `luft’?) 
                in the first of two photos by Richard Gross on a windless 
                day last July, two guys `cosy up’ for warmth. 
                And the photo below that, Roy Lake’s wonderful 
                wooden Bugatti just can’t carry a model yacht… 
                or can it? 
              To conclude… the `Medal of Great Bravery’ 
                must go to Felix Hunter-Farklehumdinger Jr. in the 
            US Midwest for having named his Fairwind model yacht, Passing Foul Wind.                              |