Many Britannia’s, multi-hulling, a schooner called Trinovante and a writer still voyaging on the `sea of time’. 
                
              First things first, let me wish you all a very happy New   Year. May 2009 be a happy and healthy year for all of you and for your   families.  A bit of knowledge for you, those who don’t already   know.   One of the most famous ponds for model yacht sailing is Redds Pond in Marblehead,   Massachusetts, USA  (shown above). The Marblehead model yacht has its   origins at Redds Pond where it   was introduced in 1930 
                
              
                
                    
                  Britannia by Phil | 
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              Not to be confused with the Royal Yacht Britannia, the Royal Cutter commissioned   by the Prince of Wales in 1892 was a sailing boat twenty-three metres long with   a mast fifty metres high.  Successful particularly in her first season when   she scored 33 victories out of 43 races in which she started, she also beat the   1893 America’s Cup winner Vigilant in British waters.After the death of King Edward VII she was raced by   King George V whose dying instruction was for the yacht to follow him to his   grave and in 1936, Britannia was   scuttled near the Isle of   Wight. 
              An exceptional RC sailing model of Britannia was made by Scotsman, Sandy   Cousins with whom I had the pleasure of communicating for several years prior to   his passing and the photograph of Sandy in naval attire with the model above   (which I have used before) was sent to me by him, as was the one of the model   under sail. 
              Enter Bill Letten who in the 2006-2007 period built   multiple models of the famous yacht which featured in the December 2007 issue of Marine Modelling International.  Sandy Cousins plans for the model (Plan Ref MAR253O) are still   available from Traplet Plans Service. Several photos Letten’s versions  are   shown above as well as another fine model of the boat by Phil Anstiss of Britain   whose model at 97” long  is also shown above. 
                
              
                Nautical terminology; Capsize.  The size you need to know   when shopping for a cap!  (Now where did I read that , remembering as I   have said before, `don’t always believe everything you read in this column, there   is always the straying red herring swimming around somewhere!)  
                  
               
              
                
                  A famous Logan New Zealand yacht 
                        
                          Model builder and owner, Hugh Hobden
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              RAINBOW  is a   famous New Zealand built yacht launched in November 1898 and built by Logan and   Sons. Rainbow was considered his   absolute masterpiece and still sails today. 
              Hugh Hobden of the Christchurch Model Yacht Club, the oldest   model yacht club in New Zealand, a few years ago undertook the challenging build   of a sailing model of the cutter that dominated the racing scene in New Zealand   for a great many years, later shipped to Australia where she also excelled and   was victorious over the Fife designed White   Wings. 
              Hugh’s model was built upside down with the planks glued   to the keel, stem and transom and he found cedar an idea timber. The model was   finished with varnished upper hull and decks and is an absolute delight to   sail. 
                
              
                
                  Some years back I   toyed semi-seriously with naming a new yacht 
                            LAUD OF DA POND but gave up the idea as it sounded  too   pompous. 
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              For no other reason than to offer photographic evidence   to readers that the writer of this monthly column was once young and handsome,   and to share a bit of personal nostalgia, the above was taken in British Guiana   before the ravages of time took their toll. But Ah – what fun the young lad was   to enjoy on his journeys o’er the many oceans of learning, of adventure, growth   and experience that then lay ahead. The `Sea   of Time’ on which he eventually travelled was to bring him a great   many memories of the happy kind. I guess the message is, enjoy the journeys that make up your life! 
              There’s always plenty of it about and I am not speaking   of what the bulls deposit on the paddocks of our farming country. There’s also a   book about everything there   is  on this planet we live on, even bullshit! In the foreword to his book,   Harry G Frankfurt writes: `One of the most salient features of our culture is   that there is so much bullshit. Everyone knows this. Each of us contributes his   share. But we tend to take the situation for granted. Most people are rather   confident of their ability to recognize bullshit and to avoid being taken in by   it. So the phenomenon has not aroused much deliberate concern, nor attracted   much sustained inquiry.’  
              I have always `fessed up’ that in many of my articles I   have occasionally thrown in a bit of the stuff, (bullshit or if you prefer,   fakery) just for fun and to keep  my columns both spirited and   light-hearted. The jury is still out deciding whether all of my articles fall   into that classification in their entirety! 
                
              
                
                  Heard on the   Wireless  
                       
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              Heard on the Wireless, that a bespectacled African   dictator is to implant microchips in every Zimbabwe Citizen’s brain and then   control them using model yachting style transmitters with same frequency   crystals. He got the idea while sailing an RC coconut husk boat in the private   pool of his `palace’ in Harare. His protective thugs are also to be implanted   with receiver chips in their brains (eh???) so that he can control   them. 
                
              Walking on water, fishing and windling  
                  and photographing the mythical Mon-Tah. 
              When Auckland, New Zealand’s Onepoto sailing pond   flooded last year, a few brave Ancient   Mariner windlers still came down to sail. Murray White in the red   jacket proved he could walk on water, keep his balance and sail his Starlet Southern Cross at the same time,   and he and Ron Rule sailed and  fished for eels convinced in their theory that   eels respond to radio frequencies in RC transmitters. 
              The writer took the photos while they caught nothing and   was plain lucky to get a shot of the often believed to be mythical and seldom   seen goose man, Mon Tah, said to   inhabit the nearby  mangroves who groans constantly, walks backwards and views   the world through eyes in the back of his head. 
              
                
                   
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                       Mon   Tah the Goose Man
                    last sighted in   1674
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              Multihulls high and low 
              
                
                    
                      Courtesy: Tornado Sport/Tommy Hilfiger | 
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              Multihull excitement!   In the real world, in   the Extreme 40 Sailing Series 2008 iShares Cup, Tommy Hilfiger pitchpoles spectacularly on   the second day in Hyeres, France (top left) while in the second photograph, the   model racing trimaran, Granny’s   Chair has totally flipped, drowned Granny and downsided itself at   Onepoto lagoon in Auckland. Even in model guise, these things move fast and can   become difficult to keep upended. 
                
              
                
                  A   schooner to excite you!
                       
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              An exciting 3 masted gaff-rigged schooner is  the   80’ long Trinovante and I somehow   feel that the photos of her reproduced here kind courtesy of her owners may well   serve the purpose of creating a spark of interest to ship modelers in our midst,   for she would certainly be an RC  sailing model worth   creating. 
              Operated by Schoonersail at Southend On Sea, Essex on   the East Coast of England, Trinovante takes 8 persons at a time on ocean cruises to a range of different   and exciting areas of the world such as the Norwegen Fjords, the Arctic Circle,   the Netherlands and offshore UK, even providing the opportunity to take part in   Tall Ship races. With her red sails, Trinovante is indeed a stunning looking   vessel. Those on cruises aboard her can also see the Fairisle Puffins. 
                
              
                
                    
                      Jim Bennett of Blackpool, England, a member of the   Fleetwood Model Boat Club has built a 1/32, 68” long sailing model of the 28 Gun HMS Liverpool, partly visible in   this photograph sent to me. I have never been able to get a photograph of her   sailing, so enjoy this one anyway – it is the best I can   do
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              After 93 days at sea and having covered the 28,329 000   mile journey Frenchman Jean Pierre Dick and Irishman Damien Foxall crossed the   finishing line at Barcelona on February 11th  last year aboard    Paprec – Virbac 2 (top   left) to win the first edition non-stop, two handed Barcelona World Race for the   IMOCA Open 60’s.  (Photo by Chris Cameron/DPPI/Barcelona World   Race) 
              In another photo by Chris Cameron, Temenos II is seen leaving Wellington   after a pit stop on Day55 when lying third 2,639 nautical miles from the leading   boat. while in the last photo is seen one of the eventual retirees, the Spanish   boat Estrella Damm sponsored by   the brewery of that name and certainly one of the most attractive and colourful   boats in the fleet of nine that started. 
              I am always fascinated by and get a huge charge out of   yachts that go ocean racing, the smaller the yacht the better, sailed by men of   belief in their own ability, great seamanship and immense courage and   willingness to battle huge seas and often perilous weather conditions as they   race each other across the oceans of the world.  Now that’s yacht racing! 
                
              A quartet  for quiet   reading  
              
                
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              Four  nautical reads’ (books read within the last   year), were Voyages that changed the   world (by Peter Aughton) – a book of  208 pages, The day they sailed for the `Not the America’s Cup’  (a short account of an impromptu battle on a Sheffield, UK    pond with Albert Strange designed model yawls) and Three Years in a 12-Foot Boat by Stephen   G. Ladd.. (The book on the model yacht race has already sold out! Then again as   I have said before, you mustn’t always take as gospel every single thing you   read in this column!)   I am not a politician and unlike most of   those, I like to make people think and wonder while not expecting everything I   say or write to be absolutely true!  The fourth book which I read (for the   third time)  was Swirly World, by one-time kiwi rock star, Andrew Fagan. I found it an excellent   read but I don’t know if it is still available. If it is, I think some might   enjoy it.  I also took time out to read Voyages that changed the world by Peter   Aughton but I found it hard going. It is a great and large book and appears well researched, but somehow it just   didn’t hold my attention. 
                
              
                
                   
                          Dennis Lake with his Starlet | 
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              Dennis Lake of Auckland in New Zealand is a quiet, quite   delightful Ancient Mariner RC   sailor, a real `salt of the earth’ type of guy always willing to offer his   services to fellow sailors in launching and retrieving of their own boats   despite his own not-too-good health.  One of three boats he sails is Argus, a lovely little schooner    and he also sails a Roy Lake built Smeed Starlet called Tusi Tala which he immaculately   maintains. He is one of our surviving four members of the Last of the Summer Winers windling   group of five who used to sail at a private Sinton Road artificial lake in the   grounds of a  residence in Auckland.  
              Tony Watling of Wainuiomata, Wellington, New Zealand   sails his Footy  Gracie at   Avalon pond  located  near to the Television New Zealand facility and   is on the committee of the Greater   Wellington Marine Model Club. He is 82 years young and enjoys his   sailing despite his `dicky ticker’ woes and friendship with friend of the old,   `Arthur Itis.’ ailments.  The final photograph above shows friend Hans   Staal of the Netherlands with his traditionally Dutch Wieranger   Aak. 
                
              
              In memory of!  No longer with us, hull shaper   Benjamin Clobberchisel  Snr who had his head flattened in an accident    by a hammer wielded by model yacht shipyard owner, employer and expert craftsman   (Accurate too!)  Derek Nicholson of Kumeu, New Zealand.  “He was   chiselling in the wrong place at the wrong time” an upset  Nicholson    is reported to have said to the Coroner! 
              Look out in the February issue for some truly stunning   photos of model yachts taken so close you can almost feel the spray on your   face.  Up close low and personal by several amateur photographer/model sailboaters will inspire   shutterbugs and ship modelers. Wanna bet? 
                
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