Misfortune for Resolution, a Tortola sloop, bugs and ducks, and 'One for the ready Two for the Go!' 
                
              As one of countless others who hold great interest and   admiration in small sailing boats and sailors  who pit themselves against   oceans, I was so disappointed when I heard on the idiot box that Charlie   Whipple’s grand little boat, Resolution had run aground and smashed itself to smithereens on Great Barrier Island in Auckland New Zealand’s  Hauraki   Gulf. 
              John Welsford of New   Zealand, well known to Duckworks readers  had designed the 6.5m boat and   Whipple, an American of Arizona had spent two and a half years building Resolution on Wellsford’s land in the   Waikato region  while dreaming of sailing the really pretty little   gaff-rigged yacht single-handedly around the world.  He had set out in most   atrocious weather bound for Honolulu and heading up the Northland coast had   discovered a fuel leak so was returning to Tauranga where the boat had been   launched.  Rescued off the slippery  rocks by Westpac helicopter   Whipple was saved but the yacht was destroyed, and John Welsford has told me   that Charlie has a 32’ boat sitting in a Mexeco marina which he plans to   overhaul, then sail it back to Japan, then around the globe and back to   Japan. 
              
                
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               Some readers may never have heard of the Tortola sloop?  I have, but then in my years in the Caribbean with BOAC (later) British Airways, I twice visited Tortola   in the British Virgin Islands. I know what some of you are going to ask me next!!!  The answer is, quite honestly I don’t know! 
              Situated between forty and sixty miles (sources differ)   East of Puerto Rico, they are home to just a few of the sloops either restored   or in the process of restoration, and if you have read Marine Modelling International’s April   issue last year you might remember having seen the photograph of Canadian, John   Tysoe’s model of Esperanza seen   top left. 
              
              Above left, two Tortola sloops in a   2004 “Tola Boat” Shootout, and above right, the Grand Dame of the British Virgin   Islands, the sloop Vigilant which   is over a hundred years old, now on the hard and in desparate need of repair.   Once a stalwart workhorse of the Caribbean area, it is felt that she can still   be saved if funds can be raised.  
              Those two photos courtesy of   Bareboats BVI, Bareboat Sailing and Motor Yacht Charters, their live link as   follows: https://www.bareboatsbvi.com. 
              
               A send off on MO DAY! 
                Chatting pondside with affable fellow, Auckland Ancient Mariner, Murray White one sailing   day in April he said to me “you know I miss old Mo” to which I immediately agreed, both of   us talking of the little part poodle that owned Bob and Pam Walters body and   soul, On Thursdays Mo was `Rear Admiral’ (no less !) to our sailing group at   Onepoto. It’s funny how dogs can win over human hearts and Mo who followed able   seaman and fellow `Captain’ Bob up and down the pavement bordering the lake   every Thursday was certainly no exception. He would bark at even the largest of   dogs that might venture onto `his’ turf, then he would often pop up onto the   table and unashamedly sprawl belly up so that we could scratch his stomach while   he exposed it to the hot sun. When it was cold he would cower behind Bob’s back   and that’s how Mo got the titles of both ‘Rear Admiral’ and  `Honourable   Dogadore’. 
              What’s all this nostalgia leading to, you might   well ask ?  Well, on an overcast Thursday 12th June  it was   now  `MO  DAY’ whereby the Starlet’s competed in a time trial for the   MO MEDALS which will possibly become an annual event, and we all enjoyed a   shared lunch honouring Bob who had died that week after a lengthy illness with a   minutes silence and exchanged memories of both man and dog. That’s windling for   you! 
                
                
                  Photo by   Rolex/Kurt Arrigo 
               Turning to the bigger yachts, Vincenzo Onerato of Italy   helmed his Farr 40 Mascalzone   Latino to a third world championship off Miami Beach, Florida on   April 19th 2008 achieving a first in the sailing world, a three in a   row, back to back victory. This provides me with the opportunity to show you   this stunning photograph (above) for race sponsors Rolex by Kurt   Arrigo. 
                
              From Fiji One to Windling World 
              
               I am glad now that I did, but   how the hell did I ever get involved ?  Model yachting had never crossed my   mind, that is until that day way back in time when running an island nation’s   New Zealand office I visited the late Fred Marten’s home in Auckland for his   views on Fiji possibly seeking to sponsor the P Class. Cut a long story short   two hours later I left having agreed to sponsor the Nationals of what was then a   new class of model yacht (the one metre), in addition to purchase one of these   boats myself, a Bantock `Bikini’ and show my personal support and interest, by   calling it Fiji Flyer.  Then   came Fiji One (well Fiji was the   number one destination in the Pacific then, and it was all about one metre boats   !) which had a life of ten or twelve issues. 
                
              
                
                    
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               Enthusiasm can be quite   contagious believe me and though the sponsorship ceased after the first seven   year period while the class established itself, and though the writer got fed up   with the disappointing attitudes of some over-zealous and unsportsmanlike   behavior by some participants, the retention of the elegant Nationals trophy   (where the hell it is now would be anybody’s guess !!) I turned to the   non-competitive side of model yachting and promoted it as `windling’ a coined   word of mine for model yacht cruising. 
              That (enthusiasm) is what   probably brought me, somewhat circuitously to publishing my little magazine Windling World and to writing   this column. It sometimes can be a darn strange world can’t it, one where   journeys can be commenced and later go in many directions, and where ones route   to the present day is not always predictable. 
                 
              Firebugs   and Puddle Ducks 
              
               Bugs and Ducks!  In   Auckland, New Zealand the John Spencer designed Firebug is one option for either   youngsters or oldsters to build and get out on the water and to enjoy sailing.   With plans and all instructions available, a colour plus newsletter that will   get your interest and enthusiasm levels pulsating, the Firebug (visit the   website at www.firebug.co.nz) and help is always forthcoming from Peter Tait.   The other option is the Puddle Duck (PD Racer) which is something in similar   vein and with a website (PDRacer.com)  that might also get some going.   Indeed it is Bugs and Ducks and maybe some enterprising entrepreneur given time   should consider a New Zealand/Australia Bug   VS Duck Challenge Series if you can understand what I am driving at?  Easy-build either to race or simply to enjoy sailing. but you won’t be   able to take Aunt Bertha, Granny, young Angus and the family dog with you for a   harbour tootle, I warn you. 
                 
                  
              Imagine a guy with the name of Septimus Dimple-Crinklebottom.  I don’t know if one exists, and if perchance he did whether he   is or was a model yachtsman? What the hell, and who in this impersonal   world really gives a squirrel monkey’s wink anyway, so treat that brief   tack as nothing more than  a wee wandering one to starboard just for   the hell of it by an ageing mind. 
              Nowt whatsoever to do with, and   in no way connected to the Australia Ancient   Mariners model group are the Ancient Mariners model sailing group in   Auckland, New Zealand. It is totally incorrect to say that the New Zealand group   `are an associate branch’ of the club of the same name in New South Wales,   Australia (as a visitor to the Auckland group from Australia says he was told by   someone in the Australian club). 
              Young Christopher age 7 wrote   about the sea and ships: `When ships had sails they used to use the trade winds   to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn’t blow, the sailors would   whistle to make the wind come but my brother said they would be better off   eating beans!  And what about the young lad telling a lady visiting the   yard where his father was busy working on his ocean-going yacht, “that’s the   boat that Dad is going to circumsize the world in!” 
              Although an important part of   model yachting, ultra-competitive racing in the organized world-body governed   classes, from personal experience often gets too damn serious as to be   deemed  either `relaxing ‘ or `friendship fostering’.  Be that as it may, people are   different and just as the pugilist enjoys punishment in the ring knowing that   his puffed eyes and bleeding nose can be remedied, there will always be people   who enjoy that aspect of model yacht use, or go through a period of aspiration   and financial expenditure and are prepared to endure harsh words  and   protests and `hearings, even damage to his yacht some eventually sliding over to the   more placid and more friendly `windling’ scene. 
                
                 
              Serious model yacht racing does   however have its moments and this photograph above) (maybe by Mike Kemp, I’m not   sure) taken at Fleetwood, UK  on a one metre day when the wind was blowing   a right hoolie and white cap water was everywhere is a spectacular one. Cleared   for my  use years ago by that lovely man, the late John Cundell who at the   time edited Model Boats, it shows   the `lunatic weather extremes’ that the serious and dedicated model yacht racer   is often prepared to go to in pursuit of competitive edge and glory !  Had   I been there  I would have proudly saluted them had I been able to get my   hand up in the `force whatever’ breeze it appears to have been, in order to do   have done so ! 
                 
              
                
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              One for the READY and two for the GO! Andre   Ros of The Hague Model Boat Club in the Netherlands captured this fleet of ten   wee yachts (above),  a mixture of gaff and Bermudan rigged,    preparing to start and then actually on the go.  These are Klompen, the   wooden shoes that farmers and fishermen used to walk on that were used by kids   to make model sailing ships. They have a false keel but no radio control    and the photos were taken at Gaastmeer where they are raced with much   enthusiasm.  The third photograph is of Hans Staal’s klomp that he used to   use when he was a little boy which doesn’t have a false keel. 
                 
              
                
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              If that model in the top left photograph is two feet   eight inches long then I am the new President of the United States! Mystery man   Harban (remember that story?) finally sent me a photograph of (he says) one of   his 28” long free-sailing models. Well, I’ve kinda worked out in the pea- sized   topside unit that is my brain (and I did it all by myself mind you!) that   Harban (if indeed that is his name?) is having me on, for the model of Angelina (shown) that he sent (no letter   with it – the envelope posted  in Portugal!) I believe is  one of   those tourist miniatures, albeit it beautifully carved in light wood and about   two and a half inches long sold in fishing areas of Britain (I saw them in   Cornwall.) You can judge for yourselves and I think only a picture of someone   holding it would convince me otherwise. Sorry Harban but I tend not to believe   thee. just a tad mind you! I really hope I am not misjudging him but let me   just say, the jury is still out! 
              Second photo above left  - one for the kids (and   adults still young at heart!)  The teddy bears River Drift…”WHO FORGOT THE   MAST AND SAILS THEN…AND THE PADDLES?” 
               Then there is a delightful little French fishing boat,   started by the late Bob Walters, and the model later, post-Bob’s passing,   finished off by Ron Rule who named it the Cap’n Bobbo.  A pretty little boat   without a question of doubt, yet another boat largely built by this prolific   kiwi model boat builder who tells me that he’s  “NOT BUILDING ANY MORE BOATS!” 
                 
              
              
               A Footy with   audacity.  An unusual impromptu contest (above) with a Bantam Boats Footy out to prove   superiority over a pair of kayakers. I don’t know who took what is an excellent   photo and I can’t tell you whether the tiny sailboat was successful, but   hopefully some will enjoy the `all action’ photograph. 
              In the third and fourth photographs is Auckland Ancient Mariner windler, Derek Nicholson’s new schooner, the Fife, Cicely sailing at Onepoto. He built it   after seeing South Carolina’s Andrew Charters model of the same boat a few years   ago in Windling   World. 
                 
              
              Finally, this magnificent 1812 style American Privateer   schooner is the work of Robert Franklin (alias Captain Crash!)) of  the   Montgomery Model Boat Club in Montgomery, Alabama, USA. This informally   structured club, founded in 2007 mainly sail Nirvana sailboats which cost under US$200   and they have 17 such boats in the fleet.  Members also sail a variety of   other boats, both power and sail. Their comprehensive website is worth a visit,   go to montgomerymodelboatclub@yahoo.co  
                 
                  
               I‘ll probably  have another offering for you next   month,  but in this my 75th year, life instead of getting easier   is getting more challenging, and continued appearance of the column    regularly makes me question its future. I started writing for the   newspapers in British Guiana at age 12 as well as producing a little magazine,   each copy hammered out on an old Underwood typewriter for a few friends even   earlier That effort (The Junior Sports Club   Magazine) was produced said typewriter (PLIP!  PLOP!  PLAP!) over two days while ill at home, seated in my pyjamas on the side of my bed.   As simple as that… PYJAMA PUBLISHING,  my very first  `publishing company’ was born!    Sixty- nine years on,  a future of `anything’ is always   questionable.  
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