Swirly World, some place sometime long ago, a schooner called Martha and the model boats of Andreas Gondesen 
              After a span of five or six years when we lost contact,   I made a determined effort last year and found former New Zealand Mockers rock star Andrew Fagan alive and well, and with   his partner, novelist and broadcaster Karyn Hay jointly hosting a daily   programme on an Auckland radio station. 
              I had done an article on him when he lived on a   houseboat on the Thames in England, and I have since thrice read his very   entertaining book Swirly World. The 18’ boat, full name Swirly World in Perpetuity in appearance   was a miniature ocean-going keeler with a flush deck and a one man cockpit   someone told him about and he found floating bow down in Auckland’s Little Shoal Bay. When he was twelve he   had owned and raced a P Class boat called Tin Ribs, and if my memory serves me   right, I read somewhere that in it he once beat Russell Coutts, and I mean `the   one and only one of America’s Cup acclaim!’  A real voyager at heart,   aboard the once pea green in colour Swirly   World, Andrew made a quick 1,400 mile sail to Sunday Island and back   and also sailed her from New Plymouth in New Zealand to Queensland, Australia   where as the smallest boat he lined up for an ocean race back to his homeland.   All of this is documented in his book written about in a previous column on   Duckworks (and I believe still available) 
              
                
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               Anyway I digress to share with you this rather brilliant   photo above taken by Rob Suisted  of Swirly World hard on the wind off the   Auckland Islands some 200 miles south of Bluff during Andrew’s trip around the   nation of New Zealand after he had returned back from England to live in New   Zealand. There is a model sailing boat side to Andrew as well and when in   England he had a host of non RC models he had made with hulls of polystyrene and   an assortment of London material scraps, and fun names such as Gillydimdim and Cuckoomateeny. 
                 
              
                 I feel a poem coming on, the following called Revolt beautifully constructed by Dr Cleon C Mason of Wyzata, Minnesota,   USA. 
               
                
              Why   should I follow the tracks of man 
                when the   trackless sea is free, 
                why bind   myself to a ribbon of dust 
              when the   waters are calling me ? 
              Out where   the blinking lights of heaven, 
                are the   only guides we know, 
                where the   way is wide as the ocean itself 
              and clean   as the driven snow. 
                For   man-made ways are ways of woe, 
                and with   dust do we dry our tears, 
                dust that   is stirred by the feet of man, 
              through   the dull man-burdened years. 
                 
              The fabulous boats of Andreas Gondesen 
              
              
                
                  Pamir 
                   
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                    Constitution | 
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              One of the absolutely finest boat modelers in the world   has to be Andreas Gondesen of Ausackerwesterholz in Germany who for more than 25   years has specialized in sailing ships. I have written about him before in the   now defunct magazine, Windling World and his RC sailing models of both the Pamir and `Old Ironsides’ the Constitution shown above are tributes to   the skill and the patience of this modeller. His 2 metre long Constitution with its hull made of walnut   took him 3 years and 3,000 hours and is a highly acclaimed working model of the   famous frigate, one of six warships authorized by the US Congress in 1794.    Gondesen’s Pamir built to a scale of 1:75 and with a   length of 1,52m has RC functions controlling rudder, foremast yard braces, main   and mizzen braces and spanker boom pulling over the jibs. It shows her as she   was in 1957 when she capsized and sank in the Atlantic. 
              He is now working on an RC model of  the 5 mast   full-rigged ship Preussen and his   online website is well worth visiting.  
                 
              
              Sailing girl `hanging out the washing’ – a very   `different’ model and a nice and unusual image by Hans Staal of the Netherlands   (above left).  An impressive cutaway Cutty Sark (above right) from one of those   talented Swiss model shipwrights in Swiss   Mini Sail. 
                 
              
                What kickstarts peoples interest in items, sports,   whatever in their lives? Ever wondered about that? I have had many interests   in my life to date and in the case of schooners, that particular attraction   really got its hold on me when we lived on the island of Barbados in the West   Indies. (Before that and long prior to my leaving Guyana  I would ride my   water-cooled LE Velocette motorcycle down to watch trading schooners sail past   Fort Groyne  in the shadow of the lighthouse heading out into the Atlantic   towards the Caribbean islands). 
              Three  very `Bluenose-ish’ looking trading   schooners brought rice and sugar in bags from my original homeland of British   Guiana regularly to Barbados, in fact the schooner Francis Smith I was told or I read   somewhere (and my memory is still with me!) was a Bluenose originally out of   the port town of Lunenburg in Nova Scotia. She was always beautifully maintained   by her Captain, Laurie Hassell I was particularly keen on the grey-hulled Mary M Lewis and got to know her   Owner/Captain Ivan Marshall in whose personal care a pet Guyana parrot arrived for me on one of the schooner’s voyages.  
              I worked in Bridgetown and the Careenage activity drew   me back to my painting, and my sketching, and watercolours which tourists seemed   to find of interest and some bought.  The pen and ink drawing of mine   (above) actually became a popular print sought by tourists in the years that I   was with BOAC/British Airways.  It shows the Francis Smith outside of the Mary M Lewis, the writer in his MGB sports car in the lower left corner of the   drawing included just for posterity.  That indeed is a very long  time   ago. 
                 
              
                
                    
                  American Pastor Dave Shull’s line control   schooner Elegant Betrayal | 
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Englishman John Butterwith’s  Bawley Janie M | 
                    
                  Christchurch, New Zealand’s Warwick   Stephens most impressive 1/48th scale square rigger The Tweed | 
                 
               
                 
                  
                
              The 68’ on deck schooner Martha,designed by Bowden B   Crowninshield was built in 1907   for a Mr JR Hanify who was the Commodore of the San Francisco  Yacht Club.   He named her after his wife and the boat was owned from 1934 for 9 years by   actor James Cagney.  
              Involved in a yard accident in 1976 when she was dropped   on her port side and declared a total loss, she was saved by Del Edgbert and   extensively repaired, her new owner and his wife then living aboard her for   nearly twenty years. 
              This drop dead gorgeous schooner, (photograph above by   Michael Berman) considered one of the fastest around is now owned by The Schooner Martha Foundation whose sole   purpose is to maintain and restore her, and use her to operate sail training   programmes in and around the San Juan islands, the Puget Sound and Canadian   waters. She is the oldest working sailboat in the State of Washington and the   oldest living flagship of the San Francisco Yacht Club What an absolutely   beautiful RC sailing model built to scale she would be! 
                 
              
                
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              We sail in peace us Ancient Mariners. I tell you this when   remembering an incident on a pondside launching deck in Auckland some years back   I recall it as the `Great Pugilist Square Off’ which was all over a two dog `yap   and scrap’ encounter. “Don’t you call my dog a bloody mongrel!” (one RC sailor,   Manager of a bank as I remember) said, then hands went up and two elderly kiwis   squared off impressively. It started with a   simple sniff, that’s all it took. 
                  
              This is nothing but fiction and Hannibal  does not exist, certainly not in New Zealand where my photograph was taken of the gator announcing ownership and sole water usage rights of the pond. The once RC reptile head was made by the late Bob Walters, a member of our Auckland Ancient Mariners and these days lurks menacingly in the garden bushes of a West Harbour model yachtsman's home. 
                 
              
              The English call it a Cutter, the Germans spell it Kutter, and the Portuguese say Cuter. , What is all this leading to anyway?    I’m damned if I know, other than to show you an unusual little RC   French-looking Kotre I   photographed at Shoal Bay on   Auckland’s North Shore a few months ago. My multi-lingual mastery amazes me   sometimes!!! 
                 
              
                
                  Strandings, capsizes   and a total gazunda | 
                 
               
              
              
              
                
                  The fleet (above)   Underway (right) 
                      
                      Flattened!                        
                     
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                  A very wet canary!
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                  Top Dog - lost at sea
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                  Bill Herald with  trophy and last year's winner, Ron Rule | 
                 
               
              It was one of the most beautiful pre-Winter New Zealand   days imaginable, one with an abundance of breeze and the largest ever fleet of   fifteen Ancient Mariner skippers   with their Footy yachts for the running of the eighth  annual Beyond to the Pond Classic last   November. 
              Once out of the tree-sheltered   canal, several boats faced severe problems due to crosswinds in the Duck Island   area, and there were two strandings, three sinkings. two boats of which were   recovered while Murray White’s Top Dog   III foundered, and became a victim of gazunda  in the middle of   Onepoto.  Richard Gross’s photo shows Brian Bassett’s Hot Canary after being laid flat, the boat   being salvaged by the schooner Black   Pearl.  
              The event was won by Bill Herald   sailing his 2005 winner Water Bug now renamed Zac, last   years winner, Ron Rule finishing second with Black Beauty and Ian Crooks third.   Altogether an eventful but enjoyable day. 
                 
                  
              
              My humble efforts with my writing are intended to convey   to others who have never thought of model yachts as an enjoyable relaxing hobby,   that they perhaps should consider trying it.  It does not really appeal to   the young who are more enamored with computers and highly competitive   games and sports and for those even the more serious side of model yachts are   usually beyond their financial reach and tend not to hold their interest for   long anyway. 
              For those who are now `employment retired’, perhaps even   bored to tears and sans friends, the `windling’ side of model sailboating   (particularly within a group of like-minded others such as our Auckland Ancient Mariners) offers in addition to   sailing,  both friendship and camaraderie values aplenty. Sure I am   enthusiastic about what we do I am sure it is obvious - you could say that I am   merely enthusiasm- ing! 
                
                
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