Deborah - a stunning  Martha’s Vineyard schooner,  
 Alistair’s Fifies, Blow the boats down racing in  
 Maryland, and Tony’s 1905 barque Archibald Russell.  
              It is  Christmas so I have included a bit of humour and some light-hearted  literary fare, many facts, an `ounce or two  of truth’ and a bit of poetry for good measure as we move closer and closer to  the start of a new year. 
This  months column and lead story starts in Martha’s Vineyard located in the US State of  Massachusetts, an island popular as a summer holiday destination lying off the  Eastern Seaboard. 
              It is  where Philip P Hale, Owner/President  of Martha’s Vineyard Shipyard, one of  the oldest businesses on the island situated in the very heart of a working  Vineyard Haven harbor also has a passion for building and sailing model yachts  that he builds himself. 
                
                  
                  Photograph by Philip  Hale 
              Phil’s  RC model schooner was designed by Nat  Benjamin of Gammon & Benjamin  Marine Railway at Vineyard Haven,  Deborah (named after Phil’s wife),  designed after a schooner called Juno that  Nat designed which was according to Phil, `the most beautiful and powerful  schooner he can remember’. The two men worked together to change Juno’s lines to accommodate the geometry  of a smaller vessel, the 65” model proportionally wider by 2” in scale, with 7”  more draft. 
                Another  schooner he built, (Tradition)  not shown was named after a black Alden  schooner that Phil’s parents owned for awhile some years back in the Caribbean. 
                
                  Photograph by  Philip Hale 
              On  display at the Woods Hole Historical  Museum’s Model Boat festival on the other side of the Sound, Phil and his  son sailed Deborah over six and a  half miles of open water across Vineyard  Sound, at one stage of the journey in building waves 8 to 12” high which to  scale are excessive, the crossing taking three hours and 40 minutes. Full  credit to Phil for attempting and completing the  crossing, and for creating an absolutely stunning and well constructed scale  model schooner. Phil is presently very keen to make a short visit  to New Zealand, and bring the  schooner for a sail with Auckland’s Ancient Mariners’ schooner fleet, just  perhaps at their `Schoonersail’ event  in late 2010. 
                
               
                
                  
              Alistair with his Southwold lugger 
              Alistair  Roach who holds an MA in Archaeology and Heritage and is an Associate of the  Institute for Archaeologists, has been a member of The Vintage Model Yacht Group  in the UK for nearly twenty years specializing in model boats that emanate from fishing  communities such as in Scotland,  Cornwall and East Anglia, and in particular  Fifies of which he owns several. 
              
              The only club still racing model Fifies is the Buchaness club at Peterhead which these days is the sole survivor of a networks of community based groups that in years gone by sailed model Fifies in regattas. Those contests usually turned into picnic style family gatherings, as Alistair wrote in his article on vintage model Fifies in the March issue of Marine Modelling International. 
              His Boy James is shown in the first two photos above. When acquired that boat he was going to change the name until he learned of the custom that it was traditional to make a model to celebrate a child’s birth. By coincidence his eldest son is James so the name was kept.                 
              The two photos below are of another Fifie KY108 that Alistair owns, one with its streamlined keel extension. 
              
              Alistair  (shown above) lives in Somerset and is now a freelance maritime artist and  researcher, as well as a Watchkeeper in Exmouth, Devon for the National  Coastwatch Institution, a voluntary organization similar to the coastguard that  helps to protect life along the coastline. 
                
               
                
                
              A  passionate moment - A frisky Bay Boy just astern of larger  
              Ohio sharpie Adrianna. Oh come on, give us a cuddle! 
                
              
                
                   
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                  Harry Mote's Skipjack gets a good start 
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                  Dave Querin's Adrianna | 
                    
                         
                       
                       The 50" schooner class 
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              Judy Bonnano, winner of the Powder Puff Race 
              At the US  Vintage Model Yacht Group 2009 regatta jointly sponsored by the Great Schooner Model Society and Solomons Island Model Boat Club September,  a majot low pressure system off New Jersey resulted in a Thursday of gusty  15-20mph winds that could well have classified the day as `blow the boats down  day’.  There were plenty of `knock downs’  and South Carolina’s schooner man, Andrew Charters found himself losewr in the  battle of attrition when one after another of four of his five big schooners  became victims of rigging and structure damage, as well as radio failure. 
              Sailing his schooner Cicely which caught by a wind-change saw the Fife  perform a series of circular manoevers before heading outwards from the harbor  at the Calvert with a roiwboat in  pursuit, then slamming into a wall on the opposite side. 
              In the oer 50” large schooner class it was  local Maryland sailor, George Surgent who  eventually took top honours with his sharpie Bay Boy. Ohio’s Dave Querin with his larger  sharpie Adrianna were consistently  locked in close tussles, Dave finally finishing second. 
              Held in waters off the Calvert Museum in Maryland, the winds later eased considerably and  the 50” schooner races as well as those for the ever-popular Skipjacks were  keenly contested.Rich Navigas won the skipjack event, Ed Hoffman the class for  the smaller schooners. 
              Tom  Younger of Maryland won the Vintage 36 class, Harry Mote of New Jersey the  Vintage Marblehead traditional class, Herb Dreher the Vintage Marblehead High  Flyer event, and the Powder Puff Race for  wives was won by Judy Bonnano who also took many of the photos at the regatta.
               
                  
               
              
              Willy, the prehistoric wood termite  that lives year-round in a partially submerged log of wood at a weedy New Zealand rural  area pond, reports that a few members of a small group sail their yachts there  one morning every two weeks. They refer to themselves as the Dinosaur Sailors, each member’s admittance governed by  advanced age, the need to be a mite forgetful and to be not so nimble on the feet. 
              One  has also got to fall into the pond at least once, otherwise fork out a rather  hefty membership fee. Their big day features a `Tea bag and biscuit under the fountain cruise’  where bag and biscuit must make safe passage  across the pond and under the spray on a towed tiny model dinghy and still be  usable and consumed without signs of grimace ! 
              Their  spokesman,  Jonty ('Beloshe') Joshi pictured (above left) who is originally  from the Ukraine said, “Having zee funz vile zee zailin’ ees `appen-eeng ees  himportant,” to which Wodney Wobble Snr (another  member a bit unsteady on his `pins’) nodded his head vigourously and gave a  thumbs up, 
              From the writer's 'just an ounce of truth' file 
               
                HEY!   I feel a `poo-um’ coming on!  this one by the Antipodean/Eskimo expat `poo-et  Valter Zymotic, his surname chosen  only because it is the very last word listed in my ever handy New Zealand Pocket Oxford Dictionary which  is as good a reason as any. 
                
              Tobago Quickie
              Sudden as an errant bug,  wanderlust it gripped me 
                and as I watched my life flow  by, 
                like a fish temptation nipped  me 
              my hull was clothed in  barnacles, 
                auxiliary engine old and  tired, 
                decking worn, sails all torn 
              and I,  so long retired. 
              So it would seem I could only  dream, 
                put away the travel cases, 
                leave the seas to other  dreamers 
                similiarly urged by distant  places. 
              Then I heard the call of the  pond 
“those islands aint so far!” 
                batteries are charged the sun  is out 
              and the schooner is in the  car. 
              Out on the water the fun  kicked in, 
                we shot down a wave and were  flying, 
                but when I got home 
                yelled “Been to Tobago!” 
                the wife instantly knew I was  lying! 
               Mark  Steele 
                
               
              Lobster bits teeth pickin’ 
                 
               
                
              After  a near mutiny at sea, the arrogant and overbearing Captain of a large sailing boat,  was forced by the owners to see a psychiatrist. As soon as the Captain was  comfortable in the couch the psychiatrist began by saying to him, “Why don’t  you start at the beginning ?” to which the Captain replied: “Okay, in the  beginning I created heaven and earth …”  
                
               
              
              
              I  call it `the Avocado boat’, this Dragon design from Graham McAllister (top  left) whose Footy blog you can find  HERE. It  may be off-putting to some of you if you absolutely hate avocado, but I think  it is worth including, and it’s certainly different! Fortunately I love  avocados and I think the hull paint job  looks pretty damn good! 
              Then  there’s this rather nice Thames Sailing Barge with builder and owner, Bernie  Hooker which won the 2007 Staysail Class Championship in 2007 in Britain (sent to me by John Trimmer of Poole, UK.) 
               Finally,  a model lugger based on a 1920’s design sailed at Southwold in Suffolk,owned by Alistair  Roach. 
              
                
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              From  the writer’s I do believe but I’m not  entirely sure file are the two photos above. The one on the left I think is  of a schooner called Ajax that is used a  club boat at the Fleetwood Model Yacht and  Power Boat Club in Britain,  its hull starting life as Marblehead  racing yacht. The  most impressive  looking fullsize junk on the right I think operates out of Hong   Kong and is probably used in the tourist business. They are both  quite impressive I think you’ll agree. 
              The  French yacht Groupe Bell skippered by  Kito De Pavant, first around the Giraglia Rock, seventh across the line in the Giraglia Race from St Tropez in France  to the finish outside the port of Genoa in Italy is seen in the photograph for  Rolex by Carlo Borlenghi, line honours taken by the UK yacht Alegre of Andres Soriana, a Mills 68  Mini Maxi, 
                
               
              
              
              Tony  Searle of Poole in, Britain  and I have  been friends for a great many years and when my wife and I were last  there,  thanks to him and his wife Buddy,  we spent several days having a good look at attractions in and around beautiful  Dorset and visited their home. He was also into model aircraft but had built an  RC Thames Sailing barge, several square-rigged Man O War `ships of the line  which he was almost passionate about, and a New Zealand scow, as well as a  Bristol Pilot Cutter called April. 
              For a  few years now he has been building an RC model of the four-masted 1905- built  barque,  Archibald Russell, the last steel square-rigged sailing ship to be  built in the UK, the modelshown in  `almost complete’ state in two photographs in this column in September 
              Now  she is finally on the water and has been sailed a few times with the Poole club, two photos (above) showing the model.  The number of square-rigger RC models appears  to be  growing quite rapidly. 
                
               
               
                
              A  message came through from the sloop Maureen  JOY  in the  Bay of Biscay  one stormy night:  “WE ARE SINKING!  WE ARE SINKING!”   “OH THAT’S   GOOOT,  TO SINK IS VELLY GOOOT “  (the Radio operator of the German cruise ship replied) “Unt what are you  sinking about - bier, vild parties… or  sexy womans  maybe - Ya?” 
                
               
               I wish you a happy festive season or what’s left of it, anyway. Now relax  and loosen up those face muscles – give someone a Christmas smile, go on, be a  sport, do it. and start your New Year with a nice visit to your pond or lake  for a nice leisurely windle of your model yacht! 
                
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